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Charlie Sheen Ramblings

Now that the shock of Justin Bieber’s haircut has worn off, America once again turns its attention to its most pressing issue.  No, silly, not surging oil prices from unrest in the Middle East or erratic weather patterns or corporate greed.  America needs to know what is happening with Charlie Sheen.

He’s not just another aging man trying to hold onto his youth by snorting coke off the bellies of porn stars.  This is Charlie Sheen, America’s greatest comedic actor.  While England can boast Lawrence Olivier and Anthony Hopkins, America can take pride in the sweeping range of Charlie Sheen’s acting skills.  From his portrayal of the bad boy convict in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off to the bad boy pitcher in Major League to the bad boy pilot in Hot Shots to the bad boy skirt chaser in Two and a Half Men, Sheen has demonstrated that he can take on any roll.

Now, the mean executives at CBS have pulled the plug on his sitcom, and America sits in stunned silence, trying to pull itself together and recover from the loss of this comedic masterpiece.  To get my finger on the pulse of how the average American is handling this crisis, I rushed to Ellis Chapel, Arkansas to speak with my old friend, Cletus McOnetooth.

“It’s painful,” Cletus said.  “After wrestlin and Glenn Beck, it was my favorite show.  You never knew from one week to the next if he was gonna make a joke about being drunk or being high.  Sometimes, to really shake things up, he’d make a joke about being drunk and high.  You can’t get no funnier than that.”

Cletus choked on the last words, tears streaming down his cheeks, so I stopped  the interview to prevent permanent emotional scarring at recalling the loss of  his third favorite TV program.  But I knew America needed to know more about this terrible tragedy, so I rushed to South Carolina to sit down with conservative talk show host and blogger Joseph Cartwright III to see how the religious folk were holding up under the strain of these trying times.

“My callers are just stunned,” Cartwright said.  “Who could’ve predicted that Charlie Sheen’s bad boy antics could ever lead to turmoil?  No one expected this.  I’ve even had liberals calling in my show to mourn for the cancelling of Two and a Half Men.  That’s how important Charlie Sheen is to America.  His comedic genius transcends politics and ideology.  My audience and I are praying to the good Lord every day that somehow Charlie Sheen will return to TV soon.”

Touched by the outpouring of affection for America’s greatest comedic actor, I went to a local bar to toss back a few shots to show CBS my support for Sheen’s genius, and in the bar I was surrounded by dozens of other middle-aged men who had thrown away their families in pursuit of hookers and booze, and I marveled at the solidarity America can muster during times of real crisis.

This entry is dedicated to the spoiled and pampered celebrities around the globe who are tired of being confused with drug addicts and sleaze bags.  May their talent and genius forever shine as a beacon of America’s greatness.

Wednesday Night Ramblings

Joel Gates of Green Gates Entertainment

So there’s a lot going on in the world today.  Between riots and massacres in the Middle East, surging oil prices, and labor disputes here in the Midwest, it’s easy to feel as if everything is coming unraveled.  There’s a feeling of panic in the air that’s hard to dismiss.  I feel it all around me, like an unspoken tension hanging in the room.  Some are scared that it’s the end of days, that Mayan or Biblical prophecies are coming true and that all we are seeing right now is a precursor to Armageddon.

Personally, I don’t believe that’s so.  I believe we’re simply in a transitional period between eras, and all of this turmoil and tension is a side effect of one era ending and another beginning.  The age of oil is dying.  For many years, the argument against alternative energies has been that economically they are too cost prohibitive and oil is too cheap.  Now, the pendulum is shifting the other direction.  Oil is simply becoming too expensive and too tumultuous to sustain.  Those with a vested interest in maintaining the status quo are trying desperately to maintain their grip on power, but the tide of change cannot be undone.  Their regime is coming to an end.

I don’t fear the dark days ahead.  Many years ago, I made peace with the fact that our society was going to implode.  You simply can’t sustain a democracy when the majority of your population can’t thrive in your economy.  You can’t sustain an economy when the majority of the jobs pay poverty level wages.  The supply side guys always seem to forget to look at the other side of the equation.  It’s supply and demand, and without both, the system grinds down.  Without a vibrant consumer class, there’s no one to buy what the supply side produces, and I’ve never quite figured out why that concept is so hard for some to figure out.

I also believe that we are about reap what we have sewn as a society and a culture.  Instead of embracing discipline, intelligence, and rational thought, we’ve chased greed, superficiality, and superstition.  We spend ten minutes on the morning news discussing Justin Beiber’s haircut while our infrastructure crumbles.  Anyone else having images of Nero with his fiddle?  While athletes and entertainers rake in millions, we pay police officers, firefighters, and teachers substandard wages, yet scratch our heads as to why nothing works as it should.

And now education is under heavy siege once again.  I’ve heard thoughtful, intelligent friends of mine say that they don’t believe their tax dollars should go to education because they either homeschool or send their children to private schools.  Why should their tax dollars go to a system they don’t even utilize, they ask.  Sure, on the surface they aren’t using the system directly, but I’d be willing to bet that when they hire someone at work, they expect that person to know how to read and write.  When they go to a grocery store, they expect the cashier to be able to count back correct change.  The role of public education isn’t just to educate your children.  It’s to educate everyone so that we have a skilled workforce, one that can compete and innovate and reinvent the economy.

The only change I can make and the only real impact I can have is with myself.  I have the power to create this farm and be part of the solution.  I’ve held back the tide for as long as I can in education, fighting the good fight to pass along my knowledge and love of language.  I simply don’t have it in me to take yet another pay decrease or take on even more responsibilities.  My plan is in motion, and I’m not looking back.

Today, we received two donations for the farm–one from an anonymous donor and one from Joel Gates of Green Gates Entertainment.  Joel has long been a supporter of these Ramblings, and we’re very grateful to have his endorsement for the farm.  Please, check out his blog and thank him for me.

Tuesday Morning Ramblings

Mari and Me Cleaning Around the Building

My will is set on starting the farm, and one way or the other, I will make it happen.  However, the simple reality is that as an educator, I don’t make a lot of money, so my biggest hurdle is finding the capital for the initial startup.  Recently, on Good Morning America, I saw a piece about a woman who needed to raise money for a photography business.  She used a site called Indie GoGo to request donations to help her get started.

After researching the company and mulling it over and discussing it with Mari, I decided to do the same.  Below is a link to our donations page.  If you can afford to donate $5-20 and would like to see this endeavor succeed, please follow this link and donate whatever amount is comfortable for you.  You have my guarantee that your donation will come to Mari and me and will be used to purchase materials for the farm and nothing else.  If you can’t afford to donate anything at this point, you can still help.  Please, share this link with your friends and family.  Please, help me spread the word.

I don’t like asking people for money, especially friends, but in order to get this farm running, we’re gonna need materials to renovate the building and equipment to operate the hydroponic units.  Any help you can offer will be much appreciated.  Thank you for your support.

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