Because of my close affiliation with Billy Joe Oilmoney, I was recently invited to take a sneak peak at the proposed slogans for Donald J. Trump’s reelection campaign. Coming soon to a bumper sticker near you:

Trump 2020-

10) Let’s get women back in their place.

9) Thinking for yourself is too much work.

8) Freedom has a price…tag.

7) Liberty and justice for some.

6) Putin has more goals.

5) Book learning is for sissies.

4) Good Ole Putin.

3) They can’t indict a sitting president.

2) Who needs allies?

1) Fuck it. America had a good run.

After seeing the list, I’m confident in the direction the GOP is heading.