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Saturday Morning Ramblings

We live in strange times.  There’s no denying it.  Our economy is struggling to get back on track, and the leaders we’ve elected seem more interested in bickering over ideology than in fixing the underlying root causes.  Many of us feel frustrated and powerless to change things.  But there are ways we can have a positive impact on our economy and improve some of the fundamental problems with our systems.  First, if you haven’t done so already, you can move your money to a credit union and stop dealing with behemoth banks.  And we can all spend more money at small, locally owned businesses.

Today is Small Business Saturday, a day in which you’re encouraged to make purchases at mom and pop stores, instead of a corporate chain.  Small, independent businesses are what made this country and this economy so diverse and vibrant in the first place.  When you shop at a small business you guarantee that your money stays in your local economy, instead of flowing to some far away home office, where the money more than likely will be transferred to an offshore account to avoid taxation.  You also help keep the entrepreneurial spirit alive.  If you are frustrated by the current state of our country, make the one change that’s guaranteed to have an impact.  Vote with your pocket book.

Today, if you are looking for a Christmas present for the reader in your family, please take a look at Seventh Star Press and their lineup of outstanding authors.   Seventh Star is a small, independent publisher that produces high quality speculative fiction at competitive prices.  They also pay their authors one of the highest royalty percentages in the industry, so you are helping the authors earn more of a living from their craft.

Another alternative is to shop The Literary Underworld, a cooperative of independent publishers.  They carry a wide array of titles, from romantic horror to high fantasy, and everything in between.

If you really want to make a change in this country, start spending more money with small businesses and help rekindle local economies.  Vote with your wallet!

Wednesday Morning Ramblings


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Sparkly Ramblings


BREAKING NEWS!

The Ramblings of D. A. Adams, using award winning investigatory journalistic techniques such as surfing the internet and reading anonymous forwarded emails, has unearthed a shocking story of epic proportions that threatens to crumble the very foundations of  our republic.

The Twilight saga is a covert plot by the Chinese to drive Americans insane.

Shocked and appalled that such a masterpiece of literary and cinematic genius could be a weapon of international espionage, I rushed to Washington to learn more about this unfolding crisis.

“The numbers are quite clear,” claims Dr. Lottastatz of the Center for Researching Research.  “Since the release of the first Twilight book in 2005, levels of insanity in America are up 275%.  With the release of each subsequent book and movie, we see a clear upward trend in the data.  It’s quite alarming.”

Concerned for national security, I hurried to the CIA to speak with my inside source within the intelligence community.

“We’ve known about this plot since as early as [classified],” states [classified].  “Stephenie Meyer’s real name is Som Dom Chik, and she entered this country on a work visa in [classified] and assimilated into American culture.  We only learned of the plot in [classified] because [classified classified classified classified classified].  As you can see, it’s quite alarming.”

Unnerved by this top secret information, I hurried to Jones Creek, Georgia, home of Morbul Shidinski, currently America’s foremost literary scholar and critic, hoping her insights could help unravel this conspiracy.

“Contextually speaking, on a surface level, the Twilight series seems to be what we deem ‘purple prose.’  However, after deconstructing the sub-contextual layers, we find an intricate web of literary devices layered together in a specific chronology that is ideal for evoking a negative psychological reaction, known clinically as Sparkle Induced Psychosis, in its readers.  Furthermore, the true brilliance of the work is that these devices are so powerful that one does not necessarily have to read the text to be affected by them.  Merely hearing them described by an infected person is enough to render an otherwise sane individual completely bonkers.”

Now terrified for the future of this great nation, I raced back to Washington and the Center for Researching Research, seeking an antidote for this growing pandemic.

“As of now, we’ve only found one way to reverse the psychosis, but it’s controversial, to say the least,” states Dr. Lottastatz.  “The subjects we’ve tested who were exposed to Sparkle Induced Psychosis respond positively when forced to watch reruns of The Munsters non-stop for 72 hours.  Apparently, the creators of that show were aware that the Soviets had originally designed the Twilight Plan in the 50’s and created Herman Munster as a counter-measure.  Fred Gwynne was secretly a CIA operative who developed a comedic styling that numbs the frontal lobe, decreasing levels of psychosis.  We have a contingency plan in place to have every TV channel to run episodes of The Munsters non-stop for two weeks.  It may be our only hope.”

Editor’s Note: Due to the highly classified nature of this information, no portion of this article has been verified or confirmed by anyone, anywhere.