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Friday Afternoon Ramblings

I’ve been getting a lot of hate mail from liberals lately, claiming I’m not mocking them with the same enthusiasm and joy as conservatives, and as much as I’d like to keep my blog “fair and balanced” so to speak, I just can’t think of anything really funny to write about liberals right now.  I started a piece about taking a vegan bass fishing, and while it had potential, it just didn’t have the same pop as Cletus McOnetooth.

I’m not sure why that is.  There’s plenty of irrationality on the left, and there’s just as many nut jobs who deserve ridicule, but Fox News and Rush spend so much time painting everyone not far right as liberal, they’ve taken the steam out of mocking the far left.

Also, mocking the right is so much damn fun.  In the past couple of weeks, I’ve learned from Tea Party “We’re not Racist, We Just Don’t Like Blacks, Jews, Queers, Hispanics, and Ay-rabs” Members that it takes nine full years for a presidential policy to affect the economy, so that everything happening now is because of W.  Everything in the 90’s was because of Sr. and everything in the 80’s was because of Jimmy Carter.  Exquisite logic.  I’ve also learned that according to the news, the stock market fluctuates so no one really knows if the number is higher today than a year and a half ago because no one keeps records on those kinds of things.  Plus, all the jobs being created right now are census jobs.  Companies aren’t really hiring yet.  Maybe we should do a census every year if it provides that many jobs.

I’ve also learned that Tea Party “Non-Racists” support providing more health coverage for children, increasing coverage for Medicare/Medicaid, lowering prescription drug costs, and lowering costs for important diagnostic tests for elderly.  In effect, they support healthcare reform, they just don’t support the president who is pushing those provisions because Fox News draped those provisions in inflammatory rhetoric.

I also learned that 20% = 51% because despite the entire federal budget only equaling 20% of the GDP, the government now controls 51% of the entire US economy.  And even though W. inherited a balanced budget with a surplus and then proceeded to run up record deficits for eight years because of zero fiscal responsibility, the entire current deficit is Obama’s fault because he tripled the deficit from 10 trillion to 14 trillion.  I’m an English guy and not great with numbers, but even I suspect that math is a little fuzzy.

So until liberals give me some good grist for the mill, I’m gonna have to keep picking on the poor, helpless, tormented conservatives.

Thursday Morning Ramblings

It frustrates me that conservatives are so entrenched in their own beliefs that any attempt by working people to assert our rights is automatically labeled as communist, Marxist, socialist, or anti-capitalist, especially when these same people hide behind religion to give them the illusion of holding moral high ground.

Here’s a quick story to illustrate my personal experience and why I believe we need reform.

Over the years, I’ve worked on and off delivering pizza.  In between undergraduate and graduate schools, I did it for two years.  The money was pretty good, and the hours allowed me plenty of time to write.  When I first finished graduate school, I went back to the job while I searched for a teaching position.  During my teaching career, I’ve gone back three or four times to make ends meet.  Just in that industry alone, I’ve firsthand witnessed a major shift in how employees are treated.

When I first started, all drivers were paid an hourly wage (usually minimum) and then commission on their nightly deliveries.  The commission was tiered so that the harder you worked and the more you delivered, the more money you earned.  If memory serves, less than 10 deliveries equaled 6.5% commission; 10-19 equaled 7.5%; and 20 or more equaled 8.5%.  There was a very clear, very tangible motivation to work harder, and everyone was making money.  Most nights, I was earning about $15 an hour total, which for a 22 year old kid wasn’t bad.  And the store was very profitable, too.

Then, when I got out of graduate school in 1999, I learned that the commission structure had been changed from a percentage to a flat rate of $1.25 per run.  This was great on small orders because it was a nice increase, but on normal and large orders, it was a noticeable decrease in pay.  Instead of being able to average $15 an hour, it became more like $12-13.  The interesting thing, however, was that the store was doing more volume at that time.

When my oldest was born and I went back to the job for the last time, things had really changed.  The per delivery pay had been decreased to $1.00, and employee meals were limited to “mistakes” that couldn’t be sold.  At that time, on a good night you might average $10 an hour.  Right after I left the position, one of the drivers informed me that the commission structure changed yet again.  Instead of a flat $1.00 per delivery, it became linked to the number of deliveries per trip out the door: $1.00 for the first, $.75 for the second, and $.50 for the third.  Where’s the motivation to work harder?  The crazy part is that the store was selling more than ever before.

To me, this is an illustration of what’s been wrong with this country for the last decade.  I guarantee the CEO and top executives of the company didn’t endure a 33% reduction in their pay while the price of food, gas, healthcare, and rent were spiraling upwards without control.  I’d be willing to bet their pay probably increased, but when we complain about that, we’re labeled as communists.

I happen to like the free market.  I happen to believe that consumers should be the ones to determine which companies flourish and which flounder, but I also understand that you can’t have a consumer class without having a strong viable middle class that earns a fair wage and can afford more than the basic necessities for survival.  I also understand that treating employees as a disposable commodity does not follow suit with the tenets of most major religions.

It’s not about throwing out capitalism.  It’s about refining the system to be more inclusive to the average person who is willing to go to work and put in a hard day’s work for a company that is making a good profit.  I strongly and firmly believe that every person who works full-time and performs up to reasonable standards should earn enough money to afford food, shelter, healthcare, education for their children, and retirement for themselves.  If that makes me a radical Marxist, then so be it, but that is what I believe, and I shall beat on that drum as long as there is breath in my body to do so.

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Thursday Afternoon Ramblings

I’m a nobody.  I recognize that.  My daddy isn’t a billionaire oil man from Connecticut or an Admiral in the Navy.  I wasn’t fortunate enough to attend Cornell for my undergraduate studies or get to live off a trust while I pursued my artistic inclinations.  No, my father is a truck driver, and I’ve worked since I was 10.  While trying to launch my writing career, I’ve worked full-time my entire adult life, mostly as a teacher but also as a salesperson.  While I stand behind the quality of my books and believe they are as good as anything else on the market, I recognize that in the eyes of the publishing world I am, to date, an abysmal failure.

I didn’t get to enter college in the ROTC program as I had planned because of a traumatic accident in high school, and I also couldn’t enlist for the same reason, so the opportunity to serve in the military as both of my grandfathers had done was denied to me.  According to some, that means I must not be as patriotic as others.

As an educator, I’ve been grossly underpaid for my entire career.  I’ve hovered around the poverty line for as long as I can remember and have never felt like I was fully capable of participating in this society because I’ve never had enough money to enjoy the basics of the American Dream.  Healthcare has always been too expensive.  Home ownership is a laughable dream.  In every company I’ve ever worked for, I’ve watched the so-called leadership demand more and more from their employees while simultaneously denying a basic, livable wage and funneling more profits to the very top.

So if you want to know why it pisses me off that Fox News spends 24 hours a day fabricating bullshit about a “socialist” regime in the White House and lamenting the good ol’ days of Mr. Bush, it’s because for the first time in my life I see real hope for change in this nation.  The economy is chugging back to life and the leadership in Washington is making an attempt to hold companies accountable for their business practices.  I see an administration that understands the value of education because he had to lift himself out of meager beginnings and put himself through school, and education served him well.  So maybe, just maybe, since we have a president who values education, maybe my salary will begin to reflect the education and professionalism demanded of the job.  And if our education system gets a much needed overhaul, maybe we can save the next generation before their brains are completely crippled like this current generation has been.

I’m pissed off because the objective data all points to economic recovery, but the people who dislike the current president refuse, flat out and loudly refuse, to look at the objective data.  The stock market is up over 40% since Mr. Obama took the oath of office.  For the first time in a couple of years, the economy is creating jobs.  Corporate earnings are up 32% this quarter.  And the administration has bent over backwards to compromise with conservatives on key points on contention.

If those aren’t markers that this country is moving in the right direction, what is?  What would make you happy?  Eight more years of greed, corruption, and scandal?  Eight more years of outsourcing jobs to China and India?  Eight more years of unbridled healthcare inflation?  I understand loyalty, but slitting your own throat for the sake of allowing wealthy elites to play crony capitalism is just insane.