Because of my close affiliation with Billy Joe Oilmoney, I was recently invited to take a sneak peak at the proposed slogans for Donald J. Trump’s reelection campaign. Coming soon to a bumper sticker near you:
10) Let’s get women back in their place.
9) Thinking for yourself is too much work.
8) Freedom has a price…tag.
7) Liberty and justice for some.
6) Putin has more goals.
5) Book learning is for sissies.
4) Good Ole Putin.
3) They can’t indict a sitting president.
2) Who needs allies?
1) Fuck it. America had a good run.
After seeing the list, I’m confident in the direction the GOP is heading.